Total Medals Earned: 3,090 (From 540 different games.) Total Medal Score: 48,495 Points
Medals Earned: 3/29 (15/430 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/415 points)
Start fist Level
Starts Out in the Woods
Found the Glitch Catacomb
Found the Glitchenstein outdoors house
start level 6
Find the Red Brick house
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
Stab out the eyes
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
View the credits
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/215 points)
Block an attack
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Defeat all of your opponents
Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/275 points)
Complete the first 5 Levels
Score 10000 points
Complete the first 10 Levels
Score over 1000 points on Level 5
Score 20000 points
Score the maximum possible score on level 14
Complete the first 15 Levels
Complete all 20 Levels
Score 24000 points or more.
Get a fantastic score on level 20
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get a game over.
You just can't be patient, can you?
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 10/30 (50/335 points)
Reach the max combo
Reach the last level.
Play 5 games.
Start playing
Use adrenaline
Beat your highscore
Score 2,500 points
Score 5,000 points
Use a power up
Buy an upgrade
Submit your highscore 3 times
Submit 5 highscores
Play 10 games.
Use adrenaline 3 times in a game
Use adrenaline 5 times in a game
Use 3 power ups in a single game
Buy 10 upgrades
Submit your highscore
Upgrade to max statistics
Play 25 games.
Score 10,000+ points in 3 games in a row
Score 7,500 points
Score 10,000 points
Use 5 power ups in a single game.
Buy 25 upgrades
Score 25,000
Score 12,000 points
Score 20,000 points
Complete every challenge
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.