Total Medals Earned: 3,139 (From 546 different games.) Total Medal Score: 49,145 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get a game over.
You just can't be patient, can you?
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 10/30 (50/335 points)
Reach the max combo
Reach the last level.
Play 5 games.
Start playing
Use adrenaline
Beat your highscore
Score 2,500 points
Score 5,000 points
Use a power up
Buy an upgrade
Submit your highscore 3 times
Submit 5 highscores
Play 10 games.
Use adrenaline 3 times in a game
Use adrenaline 5 times in a game
Use 3 power ups in a single game
Buy 10 upgrades
Submit your highscore
Upgrade to max statistics
Play 25 games.
Score 10,000+ points in 3 games in a row
Score 7,500 points
Score 10,000 points
Use 5 power ups in a single game.
Buy 25 upgrades
Score 25,000
Score 12,000 points
Score 20,000 points
Complete every challenge
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Cause 10 suicides
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
Defeat the skeleton
Arrows
Solve a puzzle.
Bones
Escape!
Medals Earned: 9/30 (45/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/305 points)
Slay your first enemy!
Reach Level 5!
Find a health upgrade!
Defeat the Tree Spider!
Reach the Mushroom Marsh!
Reach Level 15!
Find the exp farm!
Reach Level 30!
Find all of the weapons!
Defeat the shadow boss!
Reach Level 50!
Visit all areas and secret areas!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
10 levels completed
30 levels completed
game finished... yaaay
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Achieve the inevitable
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding